Intimacy Architect Pillows

"I can't play squash tonight, Ed. I promised Linda I'd put in a little Kama Sutra time with her before the opera."

Sauvignon Bonk

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

Women in bed with her husband reads a book titled 'Sex Stinks'.

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Dr. Stolner says it might be nice if I let you see my dark side."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

The Day Dreamer.

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

"I used to know my wife's fondest dreams and desires, but now I leave that to Google."

Windmill

Global Positioning Manual

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

"Arouse Me!"

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

"I love what you've done with him."

'You've been faking it, haven't you?'

Irvine Welsh

Heart To Heart

'I can lash out at you, unlike with other girls.'

"Enough already! You’re depressing me!"

'You were hot in bed last night.' 'I know, I should have taken my socks off.'

"Do you believe in love at first orgasm?"

"We even tried cyber sex, but the line was always busy."

A Woman's Conquests.

"Was it funny for you?"

You're too intimate!

Playboy has rigged his car with a loveseat

Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!

"My husband's a big eater. Do you have any edible bathrobes?"

'I don't know what's wrong with you, you seem to have celibacy on the brain!'