Interview Humor Fan Pillows

'Can you type?'...'Do you mean literally?'

'We're really looking for an applicant who's got more snip, snail and puppy dog tail.'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

The Brothers Grime

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'I really wish you guys would knock that off.'

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

'We found you in a cabbage!'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'I know my resume makes me seem overtrained, but I really wasn't paying attention.'

Beer Parasol.

Tequila Mockingbird

'So you have a PhD, big deal, everyone working here has one! The question is, what can you really do?'

'We like your style, but hate your substance.'

Girl in cow onesie.

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."