Interview Escapader Gifts

'Do you have an appointment?'

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

'This is you, enlarged.'

Men discussing a book on a chat show

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

'Where do you expect to see yourself in five lifetimes?'

Man chases after his skis.

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

Death skis towards a man fishing on cracking ice

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

"This is the last time I let anyone fix me up with a blind date!"

'And that m'lord concludes the case for the defence. . . '

A sporting gent practising for the hunting season.

Board meeting "And finally, gentlemen, Miss Silverman with the lunch-time scores."

'Would you like to eat in the restaurant or dine outside on our Wasp-atorium?'

'Miss Beasley - Would you send in the next applicant, Please.'

'I forgot to tell you Neddy's not 'broken-in' yet...!'

"I'll probably never be able to cast knowing glances."

"He came highly recommended – then again, it was a jury recommendation."

"Honey, don't engage."

'Hello Angus...I didn't recognise you.'

'You'll never convince me that phone masts aren't a health risk.'

'That's the plan then, gang. We all move in with Bruno on bath nights!'

Very interesting resume. Too bad it isn't yours.

"If there's one thing this business has taught me...it's the vital importance of dotting the 'i's' and crossing the 't's' to make sure you're protected against ALL contingencies!"

"Smartphones are so helpful. I asked it how to start a fire and the battery exploded."

Oh Bugger !

Boss beside wastepaper bin full of people shouting "Next!"

'That's NOT crickets - it's zippers!'

"Just finding a parking space in the hospital's parking structure - that was your stress test!"

'I'm very sorry, sir, but YOU are the one who ordered the jerk chicken!'

Fisherman being dragged along water by fish.

"Thank goodness, it's just my boyfriend. For a minute there, I thought it was my husband!"

"I had to take three buses and a cab to get here. Talk about a difficult transit!"

'We've got stop seeing each other - my wife is getting suspicious!'