Interstate Explorer T-Shirts

'It's the latest in truck stop chic.'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Ice shelfie.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Desert Island Mishap

Disinformation booth.

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"One day son, all this will be run by robots."

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Shipwrecked man on desert island with tyre tracks on sand.

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

'Outside with that!'

"I don't know, what do you want to do today?"

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

Best friends without borders.

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

"One crime on this island and everyone's a suspect!"

Diagram of a dark matter halo around a saint.

'U.S. Manufacturing'

"I could have sworn Arizona was landlocked."

Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Bunny Island!'

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

'Treasure map nothing! This shows the location of the only coffee shop on the island.'

The island paradise is the same as on the brochure, just a tad smaller than he thought.