Intersection Aficionados Pillows

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Dog Crossing

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

"My guess it's guacamole."

Family traits.

Blend Schools

'That's it gentlemen, we're broke. Anybody know any good jokes?'

The Acme Agency: Dedicated to life, liberty and the pursuit of media exposure.

Prisoner Crossing

Diagram of a dark matter halo around a saint.

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

"I'd like you to meet our director of scratch-and-sniff advertising."

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

Puzzle Family

'I like this new alcohol labelling.'

'I see you crossing a road...'

QR tattoo.

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

"Gale. Dorothy Gale."

All-way stops.

"So that's unanimous Gentlemen. Seatbelts fitted on all our trains"

"Then, unfortunately, our market launch ran into a brick wall."

'All of my works of wisdom on car insurance, weight loss & beauty aides came in a vision...actually, television.'

'What's wrong with picking up a couple of bucks on the side?'

"You know that drug commercial where everyone is laughing and running around with friends and dogs enjoying the beautiful day? What are they on?"

Wordilly Durdillies - 'The Swedes that you can eat between meals...

Family using a mobile stairway to enter their SUV

"I always feel like a third and fifth wheel in social situations."