Interrogation Buff Prints

"I gotta hand it to you folks... You sure know all the right questions to ask!"

'I'll break you, Rendleman - but first I'm gonna watch you squirm.'

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

Joan Hickson

Before the Internet

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

Switch on brain

Quiz Night...

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

Milkin' Impossible

I read on Candorville.com that was rank 29,705th in the world when it comes to attention spans. What? Aren't there only 196 countries? The article didn't just include human countries. It included the various animal kingdoms and the plant republics. Did you know that Americans have an eight-second attention span ... but the goldfish who live in little Lionel Brown's aquarium kingdom at 1492 MLK Way in Candorville have a nine-second attention span? Are you sure you weren't reading a humor column?

Research and Development: 'We've finally done it. An actual cell phone!'

'Did you know there's a river in Brazil named after Amazon?'

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

The Robotics Department. It says here that these guys completely replace all the cells in their bodies every seven years! Wow! What a slow upgrade cycle! If we don't replace all our parts every six months we become obsolete! It makes you wonder why they're in charge! Yeah, like they expect us to remember thousands of gigabytes of data while they forget their passwords! (Published originally on April 19, 2006)

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

"Are you feeling okay, Dennis? Your obituary is in the paper."

"If Shakespeare were alive today, he would be driving this make of Sports Utility Vehicle."

The Wiki Man.

"It takes me only one drink to get drunk. Its either the seventh or eighth."

Greatly enlarged view of newly discovered particle.

A medical office filing cabinet has drawer labels that read, 'X-Rays,' 'Lab Work,' and 'Exam Room Banter'

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

The Mom quiz show