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bird interprets modern art

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

Love at First Sight

Interdisciplinary studies.

Welcome: Skeptics Society

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

'All I Want For Christmas Is... my Bill of Rights!'

Orator translates in many languages.

'Typical phallic egocentrism!'

Man guarding a written border.

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

"Poetry would be way more accessible if they just said what they meant."

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

If Peter had only interpreted Jesus' words literally...

"I have a few questions, Miss Haspel, about your fitness to serve as the director of the C.I.A."

Interpretive Dental Hygiene

Medical Arts Building

'But the only way I can explain our derivatives and stock swaps is through interpretive dance!'

Researchers attempt to find out once and for all whether great things really can just fall in your lap.

'And here, the artist is clearly making an ironic statement about the fleeting nature of material possessions.'

'But your book proved that gravity is a very weak force.'

"Would you like me to get one our experts to tell you what you think of it."

'You know, sometimes I think we don't even speak the same body language.'

Plane Migration.

"And so one could say that my work examines art as an expression of objecthood where the object is neither the art nor the object but rather the practice of intentionality."

That's not what they mean when they say that Dick Cheney knows where all the bones are buried.

If the NRA had its way...

It was dawning on Ed that maybe his conscience wasn't such a good guide after all.

'I see a castle and a seahorse. What do you see?'

'Basically, my study challenges the more the merrier theory.'

'Just say no to stem cell research.'

'Hold' (an interpretative dance)

It slowly became apparent that the police interpretive dance artist was less effective than the police sketch artist.

"Yes darling, Daddy loves mud, but it's not a real 'mud cake'. I bought this cake from the patisserie..."