Interplanetary Dreamer T-Shirts

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

Planetless, please help.

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

The Solar System (after deregulation)

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

Swinging on a star.

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

Star Wars vs Star Trek

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

You must be this tall.

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

A man looks up at the earth

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Imagination Navigation.

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

Cosmonaut

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.