Interpersonal Relationships Gifts

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

"I'm not asking for a raise. All I'm asking for is a little warmth and human understanding."

"Why am I always the bad guy?"

"Do we kiss these people?"

"You know, the world would be a better place if we all treated each other like clients."

'You may not share my beliefs, but you should respect them!' 'What shall I do? He believes he's God's gift to women.'

'I want the people I hate to like me.'

'You know, Pritkin, there's a fine line between a bemused smile and a superior smirk.'

In the Guru District

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

Life is for the birds.

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

"You do like octopus?"

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"