Interpersonal Explorer Pillows

"It says women sleep a half hour a night longer than men."

The world of interpersonal relationships was dealt a blow today when John Gray, author of Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus, finally came out of the closet. In other news...

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Club Antisocial

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

Relationship Warning Lights

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

Large Emoticon Collider

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"He gets easily abstracted."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

The Map of the Human Heart

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"There's something I have to tell you."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

'Trust me, she can't fail to notice you now...'