Internship Analyst Gifts

'That's what comes of employing unpaid interns.'

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Light Bulb Moment

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

The Life of Pi

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"Morning, all!"

"National security adviser"

Lethal Presentation

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

Time Is Money

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

A presenter with a very complex chart to explain a business plan - 'And it's as simple as that!'

"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"Perhaps this slide whistle can better illustrate what this graph is telling us."

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

Laptop Dancing.

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

'Hey, the quarter wasn't so bad after all.'

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

Man at desk has a desk tray labeled "In one ear,' and another labeled "Out the other."