Internet Voyager Gifts

'Wow! I've got one from someone I know!'

'It's a beautiful day. Go out and click.'

'The wife and I are planning to look at pictures of Vegas online for our vacation this year. How about you and your family?'

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

Evolution.

Mac OS 20

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Characters jumping out of a book.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

Obsession with the Internet.

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

Travelogue

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

'Dewey, come look! This is so cute. The kids are playing wii hockey.'

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

Cuba restarts virtual classes

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Internet Cafe.

"Run around outside? What year do you think this is - 1990?"

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

Computer Crimes

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

Hot Towel Web Service

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

Cat Playing 10th Life.

Excess Baggage: If you can draw, you don't have to know the local language.

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

"We're testing a new virtual reality praise & worship system for the satellite campus."