Web Voyager Gifts

Computer Crimes

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Moses on the web

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

Evolution.

Mac OS 20

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Obsession with the Internet.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

Wikipedia...

Travelogue

Clickbait

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

Cuba restarts virtual classes

"Run around outside? What year do you think this is - 1990?"

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Internet Cafe.

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

'Dewey, come look! This is so cute. The kids are playing wii hockey.'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

Silver Surfer.

The Blob's Blog.

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

Social Notworking