Internet Trickster Gifts

A very sophisticated mousetrap. I need your assistance in getting $50,000 worth of cheese out of Nigeria.

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

High speed cinder block

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

That isn't what prove you're not a robot means, Bob.

'Just give me the computer password, Marie. I won't put any more embarrassing pictures of you on Facebook.'

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

STRIP Hambone: This one's a great little number cruncher!

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

"The secret of time management? Never take anyone off hold."

"My dad said I couldn't scare him, so I'm hiding all his data like it was erased. Get ready for a loud scream."

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

"Never mind if you're good with people. Can you hack?"

'Hey, if you pull up a war game of Godzilla destroying Tokyo, that's just my son hacking our data base.'

'I took the liberty of digitally enhancing my resume to make a mountain out of a mole hill.'

'Jenny can't come to the phone, she's naked. Only joking, mate. Wrong number.'

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."

'Hon, come quick! I think we have a major computer bug.'

"This is a special place we have for phishing scammers!"

'I got tattoos of all my passwords.'

A frat party at an online university

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

computer trick with teapot and cup

"Hold on, I have an announcement. Facebook password Missywillow 555, please move your car or it will be towed."

'Okay, here's how your contributor's brand new machine works! Now give me my money!'

"Operator, I'd like to make a person-to-person call, and I'd like to reverse the roles."

Prank Cattle Calls. (mmph)

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"That's your granddad - amazing what they can do with filters these days."

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

'Does Santa have skype?. . . I'd like to get in some face time, so he puts me at the top of his list come December. . .'

"What do you mean: 'You don't believe that this is my answerphone'? Do you think I'd lie?"

Kids hiding plug to giant machine.