Internet Speed Fan Mugs

Broadband developments

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

'Of course I just retweet everything I see - I'm a parrot.'

"I looked up your rash online. Have you recently been to one of the moons of Saturn? Or, it could just be poison ivy."

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

'The download time is slow, let's go home.'

Godzilla's Security Question

'And as soon as they raise the highway speed to 150 MPH, you'll be ready for it!'

'If you consider the time spent with tech support, our school's high-speed internet access isn't that much faster than dial-up.'

"Sure, we have problems, but at least we can talk about them."

"Well, saying it over and over again doesn't make it true."

'Wow! She's fast. She even had time to do her shopping!'

Sunny desert island next to rainy desert islands.

"How's the self-diagnosis coming?"

"Sorry, but I don't see the 'Litter Box Challenge' going viral."

Zebra crossing

"By switching supplier, our upload speed is much faster."

"I lost 15 lbs fasting!"

"Another Wordle show-off."

Driver Hand Signals

"We need an internet service that's faster than our bad news."

Efficiency, personal: Always have a good breakfast...

"We've run it past you - shall we stroll it by you?"

Ebay coffee - buy nowmake an offer.

"Living with Michael is like living with a slow internet connection. I keep waiting for the content to load."

'Turned out nice again.'