Internet Security Junkie Prints

"Keep your soul. We only want to hack your data now."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

A Little Extra

Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

Internet Cafe

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

IT security.

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

"Hi, I'm the new IT-security-expert! Where is your server room? I want to see if I can overcome your firewall!"

Holding the Line Against Terrorists with Midrange IQs

I am not a robot

'Kids, let's pause and give thanks to that higher power that keeps this family together...our internet service provider.'

Web cams. Web scams

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

"This locket contains my very first username and password."

'Trust you, Filkins, to harp on the ONE TINY FLAW in the online global infrastructure.' (Technology dependent on electricty)

'Stay clear, I'm wiping my computer data before I get rid of it!'

"Sorry, your password must have at least nine characters, with both letters and numbers."

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

"I gotta log off, guys - I just encountered some malicious spyware."

Here's the the Hackers

"So you are the data protection supervisor of the German government?"

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."