Internet Sailor Mugs

Pirates vs. Target.

Evolution.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

WiFi Signals

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

S.S.dot.com

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

"Error 404: Brain not found"

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

"What a disappointment. When you said your dad was a troll, I thought he'd be living under a bridge."

Baggage thrown from The Relation-Ship

'It's the only way to keep him from spending all day online.'

'Wilson, I'll need you to make high pitched screeching noises until I get this modem working properly.'

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

'Follow the revolution on Facebook, Twitter, Youtube, Blogspot,,,'

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

"Today we learned how to cross the ts and dot the coms."

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

real enjoyment

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

"Officer, someone hacked my bluetooth pressure cooker and blew my kitchen apart! What can I do?"

"Waldo starts a GoFindMe."

NOW HIRING, 'I don't have any formal training for the position, but I've read all the relevant Wikipedia articles.'

Last Reception for 200 Miles.