Internet Sailor Prints

Pirates vs. Target.

Evolution.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

WiFi Signals

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"

S.S.dot.com

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

"Error 404: Brain not found"

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

real enjoyment

Baggage thrown from The Relation-Ship

'It's the only way to keep him from spending all day online.'

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

"Today we learned how to cross the ts and dot the coms."

'Wilson, I'll need you to make high pitched screeching noises until I get this modem working properly.'

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

"What a disappointment. When you said your dad was a troll, I thought he'd be living under a bridge."

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

"Waldo starts a GoFindMe."

"Officer, someone hacked my bluetooth pressure cooker and blew my kitchen apart! What can I do?"

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

Headless Horserider uses a computer