Internet Marveler Mugs

"And do you also promise to be LinkedIn for life, facebook friends forever and to stay off Tinder till you're burnt to a cinder?"

Swiss army knife

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Juggler and Illusionist

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

"I don't want to take this meeting off track, but... isn't Stonehenge amazing? Seriously, who did that?"

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

The Department of Emerging Technologies.

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

'I donated my body to science..'

"His name is Jonah. Are you sure you haven't seen him?"

The Quantum Mechanic...

How DNA molecules combine.

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

Walking on Water

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

Tugboat pulls along a rubber duck.

Schrödinger's cat.

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Surgical equipment burning a hole through the table.

Witch Online

'Moses, I'm going to have to fine you for failing to get an Environmental Impact Statement before parting the Red Sea.'

"Rabbit's on maternity leave. I'm the understudy. And take it easy on the ears."

Medicine's Myriad Mysteries - "Cold?", "Muscle strain?"...

'Who the heck has parted the Red Sea?!'

"Nice moat."

'Crowd control has never been easier since this Moses guy joined up.'

Robots/inspected.

'Will you be able to shrink their heads with just broad band connection?'