Internet Improvement Enthusiast Prints

"It's no secret that rural broadband coverage is a scandal. Everyone knows that it's holding back development and it's a nightmare for locals."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

Likes: $2.

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

"Your MBA and PHD are impressive but what concerns me is your low number of Facebook friends."

"...But of course we'll still be friends on Facebook!"

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

A DIY disaster.

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Dad Trophies

Man doing a search on a computer

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

"I'm being heavily recruited by several other companies."

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

I work for a not for profit business. Mind you, two years ago it was a 'for profit' business.

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

"The white flag means he gives up and will finally hire a professional to finish the renovation."

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

Your Home Remodel Team

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"The Internet ate my baby!"

"It's a miracle I was able to build this desk all by myself. I'm not so handy."

"Does the ark have wifi?"

'I didn't have a glass ceiling I had to break through... I had a golf course I had to conquer.'

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

And elevator with 'up', 'down', and 'pitches' buttons