Browser Enthusiast Prints

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

In the Guru District

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Claus 2.0

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

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'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

Evolution.

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'