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Internet surveillance

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Squeezing the Free Press.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Likes: $2.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Man doing a search on a computer

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

UNFADED GLORY

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Choose two."

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"Does the ark have wifi?"

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

The Idea of America.

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"Home is where the WiFi is."

National Liberty and Tax Codes.

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

I e-bay t-shirt.

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'