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Pounding speeds up the computer.

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Squeezing the Free Press.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Likes: $2.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"...But of course we'll still be friends on Facebook!"

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Man doing a search on a computer

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

UNFADED GLORY

Shouting Fire in a Crowded Theater

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Choose two."

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

"The Internet ate my baby!"

The Idea of America.

"Does the ark have wifi?"

'How do I get people to visit my...'

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"Home is where the WiFi is."

I e-bay t-shirt.

National Liberty and Tax Codes.

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

"I like that part about freedom of speech, but what about stupid people?"

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'