Internet Fiends Prints

'Internet troll, right?'

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

"We're staying together for the sake of our facebook page..."

'Wait a minute....!

"Look, Mom! A broadband digital subscriber line followed me home. Can we keep it?"

Liberties: civil and uncivil.

The game comes first...

Kicking The Habit

"Is it an important text?"

'He's just de-man's-best-friended me.'

Adam Smith

'Whadaya mean my fixed income is broken?'

"Well, I think we've proved our point...you want to push it, or should I?"

'Have you Googled your homework, yet?'

'Of course I just retweet everything I see - I'm a parrot.'

'Good news. We just made $21,450 online trading. Now we're only behind $347,364.'

Father to mother: 'Don't look now, but I think the baby just downloaded.'

'Take two of these and visit my website in the morning.'

Free WiFi On-Board

Scariest Horror Film Ever: National Debt

"Your husband used the wrong emoji to express his feelings, which caused mass confusion. He'll be sentenced to a mandatory emoji educational class."

'It's not his name - It's what he does all the time.'

"I'm prescribing stronger glasses for you, and I recommend a neck brace for your smartphone use."

". . . .Do you have a wifi password?"

"I'm a corporate tax consultant... I've got a loophole named after me..!

'I'm afraid your fingers are in shock with sms overload!'

"Your investments went down the toilet. You now own stock in a sewage company."

Clean House

'Mom, who are all these people?' 'I invited all the people you've friended on-line.'

"You realize they won't know the difference."

"Sorry, but I don't see the 'Litter Box Challenge' going viral."

"Are you still waiting for that site to load?"

'Mommy and Daddy met on a social networking site. . .'

'And press nine if you are loosing the will to live!'