Internet Explorer Of Symptoms Prints

'I looked up my symptoms on the internet and I found out that I'm dead and it's your fault.'

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

Digital Fomo!

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

Page not found...

Spam in Hell.

Wikipedia...

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

'Scroll down for the good stuff!'

"Looks like Brandon got caught with his hand in the password jar."

'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.'

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

Clickbait

Cloud Computing.

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

Online Shopping.

"I'm asking you to write your name on the board. Surely you don't need your smart phone to help you spell your name!"

Wifi whore