Internet Explorer Of Symptoms Prints

'I looked up my symptoms on the internet and I found out that I'm dead and it's your fault.'

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

Digital Fomo!

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

Page not found...

Spam in Hell.

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

'Scroll down for the good stuff!'

Wikipedia...

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

"Looks like Brandon got caught with his hand in the password jar."

'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.'

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

Clickbait

Cloud Computing.

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

Wifi whore

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.