Internet Explorer Fan Prints

'It wouldn't work out, Evan. I'm Microsoft Internet explorer, and you're Google web browser.'

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

Digital Fomo!

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

Page not found...

Spam in Hell.

Wikipedia...

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"Looks like Brandon got caught with his hand in the password jar."

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

'Scroll down for the good stuff!'

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.'

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

Clickbait

Cloud Computing.

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'