Internet Explorer Fan Prints

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

Digital Fomo!

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

Page not found...

Spam in Hell.

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

Wikipedia...

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

'Scroll down for the good stuff!'

"Looks like Brandon got caught with his hand in the password jar."

'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.'

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

Clickbait

Cloud Computing.

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'