Internet Adventures Mugs

Tunnel of Swiping Right

Evolution.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

WiFi Signals

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of human kindness, deleted your mother's recipe for peppers and meat loaf.'

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

"Error 404: Brain not found"

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

'It's the only way to keep him from spending all day online.'

'Wilson, I'll need you to make high pitched screeching noises until I get this modem working properly.'

"Today we learned how to cross the ts and dot the coms."

Cat Playing 10th Life.

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

"Waldo starts a GoFindMe."

Hot Towel Web Service

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

'If youth is wasted on youth, I'd just as well spend my time social networking.'

"Officer, someone hacked my bluetooth pressure cooker and blew my kitchen apart! What can I do?"

"What a disappointment. When you said your dad was a troll, I thought he'd be living under a bridge."

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

'It's our website's grand opening. We're offering all of our visitors free cookies when they log on.'