Internet Adventures Prints

Tunnel of Swiping Right

Evolution.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

WiFi Signals

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of human kindness, deleted your mother's recipe for peppers and meat loaf.'

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

"Error 404: Brain not found"

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

'If youth is wasted on youth, I'd just as well spend my time social networking.'

"What a disappointment. When you said your dad was a troll, I thought he'd be living under a bridge."

Cat Playing 10th Life.

"Today we learned how to cross the ts and dot the coms."

'Wilson, I'll need you to make high pitched screeching noises until I get this modem working properly.'

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

"Waldo starts a GoFindMe."

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

"Officer, someone hacked my bluetooth pressure cooker and blew my kitchen apart! What can I do?"

Hot Towel Web Service

'It's the only way to keep him from spending all day online.'

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

'It's our website's grand opening. We're offering all of our visitors free cookies when they log on.'