International Events Gifts

Russian Skater

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Mardi Gras

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Green Balloon

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

'In hindsight, we should have spent more on marketing than entertainment.'

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

Human Rights and the USA

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

Hooray for Bollywood!

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

Putin's birthday cake - blowing up the world.

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

Inhospitality tent.

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

Mexican angels.

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

"Didn't anyone tell you it was a masked ball?