International Events Gifts

Russian Skater

World Cup - Countdown

"Thanks old friend. That was awesome!"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Mardi Gras

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Green Balloon

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

All dressed up and no place to go

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

'In hindsight, we should have spent more on marketing than entertainment.'

Human Rights and the USA

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

Hooray for Bollywood!

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

Putin's birthday cake - blowing up the world.

Says here the Navy's going to be patrolling the South China Sea. It could spark a history-changing war. Google tells me the last time a Naval conflict changed history, it was the Battle of Midway. You were alive at that time. How awesome was it to already be ancient when Midway happened? I never expected a question like that from a prepubescent stooge like you. Was it as awesome as when you saw Cleopatra lose at the Battle of Actium? I see you're bringing Google's a-game today.

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

Inhospitality tent.

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

Mexican angels.