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6 Brothers Falafel

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

Children's Dream Dinners: Superhero Special

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

"Oh, c'mon! Who eats aardvark with a fork?"

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

The Fault of the Fowl

Children hold hands around a map of the world with picnic food.

Prune Eating Contest: Last Man Standing.

" 'Chicken Vindaloo for the Hindu Soul' is but the tip of the iceberg in our initial strategy of global expansion."

"I'm going to ask for a fork. Don't try to stop me."

'Of course they're not working. You're not supposed to have appetite suppressants for dessert.'

'I think we should eat out in the hotel tomorrow dear.'

"Mas agua for the gringos?"

All You Can Eat Buffet: "Remember, my safe word is 'Diabetes.'"

All you can eat buffet...speed limit: 750 calories per minute

'Two more strawberry creams and that's my ' five a day' taken care of....'

"Please tell me exactly which country, city and time zone I just woke up in today."

Food-Snob Fear Factor

Life of Riley #3: '...The food is always excellent.'

'I never drink before 6pm. Luckily it's always 6pm somewhere in the world!'

Bear in hotdog eating contest.