Interior Visionaries Pillows

Painting

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

Doulton Canada Geese

"Their bookshelves look more convincingly read from than ours."

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

"We hired all the designers ourselves."

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

Television company new recruit

"Wow . . . We could really fill this room with uncomfortable silences."

"But everything seems so neat and orderly we'd never guess that your lives are falling apart."

'What paste?' (Husband nailing wallpaper to the wall).

This model is very popular with those who aren't really sure what they want.

"I like it. Just trying to imagine how it would look in my yoga studio."

Ceiling painter with an umbrella.

"That's the window, dear. The bookcase is over to your right."

Spiro & Pusho painting a room.

You ever wonder what would've happened if Nintendo had never existed? There'd have been no Mario Bros., and since Sega created Sonic to compete, there'd be no Sonic. And without those, the market wouldn't have been big enough to interest Sony. So … no Playstation. And no Playstation, no Xbox. Several generations of awkward teens would've had to come up with other excuses not to go outside. Sometimes I wonder if it rained where I grew up.

"This is the precise reason I didn't want bamboo flooring."

'Ed says the 'smart money isn't buying furniture right now.'

"Well, it does make the room look larger."

"Harold! Come down off the mountain!"

Dracula reading fang shui.

"I have a gallon, interior, semi-gloss, Mocha for Bob."

'C'mon then, which one matches the closest?'

"Jeffrey makes all our furniture himself."