Interior Visionaries Mugs

Painting

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

Doulton Canada Geese

"Their bookshelves look more convincingly read from than ours."

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

Television company new recruit

"We hired all the designers ourselves."

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

"Wow . . . We could really fill this room with uncomfortable silences."

This model is very popular with those who aren't really sure what they want.

'What paste?' (Husband nailing wallpaper to the wall).

"But everything seems so neat and orderly we'd never guess that your lives are falling apart."

"That's the window, dear. The bookcase is over to your right."

Ceiling painter with an umbrella.

Spiro & Pusho painting a room.

"I like it. Just trying to imagine how it would look in my yoga studio."

'Ed says the 'smart money isn't buying furniture right now.'

"This is the precise reason I didn't want bamboo flooring."

"Well, it does make the room look larger."

"Harold! Come down off the mountain!"

Dracula reading fang shui.

"I have a gallon, interior, semi-gloss, Mocha for Bob."

'C'mon then, which one matches the closest?'

"Government requires that we lower the bar."

"Jeffrey makes all our furniture himself."