Interior Jester Mugs

'And this is for couples who, whilst not actively seeking divorce, have agreed to keep apart by two chevrons.'

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

"We're following Carrot Top."

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

"Hire a cost cutting, bad-guy consultant to turn me into a good guy during the layoffs."

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

"Unless one is a humorist, Haskins. One should avoid attempts at humor."

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

"I wanted a Meticulous Monday or a Thorough Thursday report. This reads more like a Frivolous Friday."

'Looks like no Christmas bonus this year.'

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"This is bad work, Edwards! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!"

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

When Pro Athletes Enter The Workforce.

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

"The job is yours. You're a jerk, we're all jerks, I think it'll be a great fit!"

"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired."

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

"An open one-to-one environment is what you want, an open one-to-one environment is what you get, Ms Praed."

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

'That's part of out in-house, stress management program...'

We're looking at better ways to share our knowledge & expertise. But I'm not going to tell you what they are.'

'My stretch goal for this year is to get 52 weekly paychecks.'

"Excuse me, Mr Newton, but some of the employees think that your promotion has gone to your head."

'Welcome to the office. . . Someone will be along to remove your self esteem and install your paranoia.'

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'