Interior Designers With A Twist Pillows

"Too barbie?"

Interior design trends for parents....

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

"I'm tired of this cave. I want a condo!"

'Darling...I'm afraid the sofa salesmen got the better of me.'

Superintendent

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

Duck in a bathtub

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

"Wow . . . We could really fill this room with uncomfortable silences."

'What paste?' (Husband nailing wallpaper to the wall).

Ceiling painter with an umbrella.

Open-Plan Psychiatry

'Okay, I'll stand on the mantle, but she's never going to believe you bagged a duck.'

"This is the precise reason I didn't want bamboo flooring."

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

'I can use surgery to restore your sex drive. Do you want the £3000 operation or the £4000 one?' - 'I'd rather have a new kitchen.'

'When we converted the pub into a house, we decided to keep some of the original features.'

Dracula reading fang shui.

"Harold! Come down off the mountain!"

'Days until miminimalism is over and we can get our things out of storage...'

"So far, my redecorating isn't working on him the way I hoped it would."

We prefer "kitchen surface installers." not "counter-fitters."

Office Furniture.

'Plastic Surgery. Closed for alterations.'

"I'm thinking about a complete makeover. An extra wick or two and a scent infusion."

I'd love to wallpaper our bedroom, but it's too expensive. Not necessarily. Teddy wallpapered his entire room. What?! D�cor. For the cost of a few dozen movie magazines. And a fortune in scotch tape. Rolling Stone.

Family living in an allevator