Interior Designers With A Twist Pillows

"Too barbie?"

Interior design trends for parents....

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

"I'm tired of this cave. I want a condo!"

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

'Darling...I'm afraid the sofa salesmen got the better of me.'

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

Duck in a bathtub

Superintendent

"Wow . . . We could really fill this room with uncomfortable silences."

'What paste?' (Husband nailing wallpaper to the wall).

Ceiling painter with an umbrella.

'I can use surgery to restore your sex drive. Do you want the £3000 operation or the £4000 one?' - 'I'd rather have a new kitchen.'

"This is the precise reason I didn't want bamboo flooring."

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

'Okay, I'll stand on the mantle, but she's never going to believe you bagged a duck.'

Dracula reading fang shui.

"Harold! Come down off the mountain!"

'When we converted the pub into a house, we decided to keep some of the original features.'

'Days until miminimalism is over and we can get our things out of storage...'

Office Furniture.

Family living in an allevator

"I'm thinking about a complete makeover. An extra wick or two and a scent infusion."

'Plastic Surgery. Closed for alterations.'

"I removed the carpeting and lo and behold, hardwood!"