Interior Design Dabblers Gifts

You're right - gray is such a popular wall color right now.

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

'I don't think he's so smart. I had to show him three times before he got the hank of it.'

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

Painting

"I can really picture settling down and destroying a suburban family's attic with you."

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

"Constant delays and confusion over Brexit are causing the firm huge problems. . ."

DIY Shelves

'What paste?' (Husband nailing wallpaper to the wall).

Ceiling painter with an umbrella.

"This is the precise reason I didn't want bamboo flooring."

'I'd like to get back to nature...'

'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?'

"Do you have a one day a year membership?"

Negotiations over the new colour scheme had reached stalemate.

Man defaces a painting to make it fit above his fireplace.

"My decorating style is more like 'Flung Shui'."

"Harold! Come down off the mountain!"

"How can you study while listening to music and TV at the same time?"

Dracula reading fang shui.

'If we are to differentiate ourselves from the private sector we need to focus on a reorientation of our client-facing interactions to prioritise customer led positive responses to intervention scenarios.'

Two men talking in front of half finished driveway. 'Your wife did mention you'd had an economy drive.'

'Yes, been meaning to call maintenance to put up that shelf for ages now...'

"So far, my redecorating isn't working on him the way I hoped it would."

Poor Holiday Gift Choice...The Lucifer 2500, Talking GPS Device.

Office Furniture.

'Plastic Surgery. Closed for alterations.'

I'm sure it's here somewhere!

"I removed the carpeting and lo and behold, hardwood!"

"It's really cold outside. You might want to put on two coats."

"He's finally installing our security system."

'I love what you've done with the place.'