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'It's all about location, location, location!'

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Painting the Ceiling

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

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"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

Waiting Room Quarterly

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

Artists Cats

'For heaven's sake Janet - where have you disappeared to now?'

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

"I love what you've done with him."

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

"I worry about you, Dinkins. . . you seem to be losing the big picture."

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes.

"That's still too high"

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

Trouble Ahead

"I don't know what to do anymore! Our new carpet was really expensive but so was the dog!"

'I don't like the painting either, but it is part of our corporate culture.'

"Quick mommy, call Sothebys."

"Could I have another quick look at your references, Barker?"

"I'm getting a little itchy to redo the bedroom!"

Alien with flying spaceships on wall instead of flying ducks

"If you need me, I’ll be in the living room clawing the bejesus out of that Navajo rug you just picked up at auction."