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New Age: Retirement Plan

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"

'You keep outliving your old-age retirement savings!'

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

I rule by fear.

'You're lucky you're just a kid and don't have to worry about things like going out and getting a job when you're supposed to be retired.'

'As you know, your father liked the sport of Boxing...'

"Unless you really don't like one of your children, it's best to leave your debt divided equally between them."

"We want one that's genetically gifted but not genetically spoiled."

'Excluding our little granddaughter who called me 'orrible old smellypops!'

"Hey, Gramps. You believe in life after death?" "Boy. At my age I'm not even sure about life after my morning BM."

"As a kid I was told, 'Act your age.' As an adult I'm told, 'Don't look your age.'"

"Quite frankly I can't wait to see how your generation messes up everything."

"My mom's having a baby. That automatically moves me into a middle management capacity within the family infrastructure."

father and son

"I do hope this doesn't affect my life plan."

'It's the Executor of my Grandfathers will - I've been cut off without a scent.'

'One day this will be someone else's.'

Cutting the cost of assisted living facilities

"She left you nothing. Sorry for your loss."

'Someday, son - provided we both get lucky - all this will belong to you and my trophy wife.'

'I qualify for the senior citizen's discount, girlie, but how about you just give me the money instead?'

"OK Boomer."

'Just taking precautions in case the plumber doesn't come before the house sinks!'

"Gracie, we've sitting here all day planning our first week of summer fun."

'We've decided to stay together for the sake of Ken's pension.'

"Why should our kids feel entitled to the lives our parents worked so hard to provide for us?"

"When I was young, we had a lot of hair and no tattoos. Now everything's all reversed."