Intergalactic Prankster Mugs

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

''Peace and brotherhood'? You bet, pal -- Just put this nice hat on.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

The Adventures of God

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

Cosmonaughty

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?

'Ms Grimski, prepare to invade earth.'

'I'm sorry for laughing Emperor Dorkbutt, it's just that in our language, well...'

Moon's Portaloo.

Seances of the future

"They seem to be most concerned with what shape it is."

It says, Did you know you can now call up any spirit for just 10

I send greetings from the planet OOM!

'Whoops!'

Serious business

We interrupt today's "The Price is Right" episode to bring you breaking news … Weeks ago, the Hubble telescope spotted a rogue planet the size of Venus plummeting through the solar system on a collision course with earth. It turns out it was actually just a prank involving two very bored ISS astronauts and a grapefruit. Breaking News!!!!! Maybe we should send them to Mars after all. One of them seems to have scrawled "Around and around and around and around" all over his space suit, in crayon.

Small laughing space creatures.

"Our planet no longer wants to receive email from yours."

"Yeah, it works, but you still shouldn't have forgotten the flag!"

"Can you take over the controls? I've got to take a number 4!"

Mars Rover's wheels stolen.

"Bloody satellites..!"

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I must not poop on freshly washed cars!

"So how are the natives - are they friendly?" "Why don't you ask Frank."

Mars Probe 'insight' - the very last picture...