Celestial Prankster Mugs

"It's God. Are you in?"

I must not poop on freshly washed cars!

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

The Adventures of God

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

"Nice to see you replenishing the font with holy water vicar."

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

'And on June 30th of that same year, you used The Bible as a coaster?'

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

HM Prison chapel, "try to think of the lord as a 24 hour video surveillance system gathering pictures for the ultimate crimewatch"

Hallowe'en wake up call

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

"I want to take a vacation, but the last time I left you in charge your face appeared on a grilled cheese sandwich."

I send greetings from the planet OOM!

'Whoops!'

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

"Relax, I grade on the curve."

"I'm thinking seven days and I'll do it in real time."

"29 degrees in Scorpio? What's that in Fahrenheit?"

A moment with retired entomologist, Norman 'the torch' Walthrop.

Mars Rover's wheels stolen.

Mooning Moon

"The fact is, I wasn't thoroughly vetted."

"The asteroid has what looks like a small rear end on the back of it."

Obscure Constellations

Fishermen catches fish.

Mars Probe 'insight' - the very last picture...