Intergalactic Marine Lover Pillows

Guide to astronomical marine life.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Marry me astronaut

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"The unlucky lemming"

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

Lovers scuba diving

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

Starbucks Siren

Great Moments in History: The Birth of Evolution

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'

Moses/stranded shark

"I suggest you read this book....it comes highly recommended by earthlings."

At the Penguin fishing school: 'Gunvald has set the bar kind of high, gang!'

Common Dolphin

"Did you remember the extra krill and anchovies?"

"Yes, I'm an environmentalist, But first and foremost I'm a whale."

"Don't make eye contact..."

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.