Interface Enthusiast Gifts

Hidden Facebook Features

Everyone stopped and stared at the familiar figure that had entered the Windows saloon. All of a sudden, the realisation hit them. The Start Menu had returned!"

"National security adviser"

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

"By labeling it, I control it."

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

Thermidor Dali

"Our branding lacks that certain sense of timeless gravitas. Can we have it iconosized?"

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

"Greed, wrath, envy and pride closed higher. Lust, sloth and gluttony showed losses."

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

'What a control freak!'

'And now for the anesthesia: I've got plenty of conventional anesthetics I could use here but you can also choose to spend half an hour on the phone with my mother...'

'It's your remote. Hold on to it. Don't let other people push your buttons.' The kind of help men go for.

"The wattle fairy came again last night."

'I'm on the way!'

"My owner used me irresponsibly and now I have a virus."

"I'm sure you may need your phone, portable charger, laptop, iPad, Xbox, and music player. But we're only going to the mailbox."