Interest Rate Commentator Gifts

'Usury' is not a pretty word, Mr. Williams.

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

The Shrinking Dollar.

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

'Next on 'evening shouting match'...is it a bull or bear market?'

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

Burbank Imposes Parking Fee on RVs

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

Cold drinks, candy and corporate buyouts.

"The interest rate can't go any lower, so if necessary, we'll have to go back to pounds of flesh."

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

"Oh, him? He's the guy who changes the interest rate when it's set by the fed."

'Are you good with decimals? Our certificate of deposit is currently paying 0.025%.'

'Of course we have to learn decimals. How else will we be able to compare bank interest rates.'

Payroll Dept. My economic anxiety has less to do with the weak dollar than the week's dollars! (Published originally on March 14, 2008.)

Bureau of Inflation.

This next piece is entitled "Concerto No. 2 in C Minor Blues." Sign the economy's hurting everyone.

'I like the jib of their cuts.'

"Brodkin, now that the economy is creating jobs at a faster than expected clip, why don't you go out and find yourself one?"

News and Magazines. Record Debt. Dollar Down. How can the dollar be weak when we've been giving it such a good workout?

Rebuilding the Economy.

Making borrowing easier

Finance Co., Refinance Co.

'There's no interest on your purchase for a year. Then we become VERY interested in your balance after that.'

Vote GOP: 'Lowering taxes for the rich creates jobs, in the huge demand for security guards!'

When Governments Bail Out the Sub-Prime Banks.

'Crisis? Which crisis?'

Austerity Egg Hunt.

J. P. Morgan whale harpooned by bank regulators.

'I say this is the best we've been given for a long time!'

"The filthy rich"

'Today stocks dropped on news that the only thing to fear is everything.'

'I've put the business up for sale.'

Bank of England Base Rates.