Interactive Story Experiencer Pillows

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

Characters jumping out of a book.

Sexual chemistry set

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

Getting the bus back into town from the Bologna Children's Book Fair...

Where the Wild Things Summer

'Since you conduct only thought experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought results.'

'I hate these cliche situations!'

"Marlowe filled the crooked gumshoe full of lead. He watched the smoke from his .38 coil in the air as he… mommy’s behind me, isn’t she?"

"I'm not sure if the audience is ready to embrace you in a romantic comedy."

'It's a pop-up book about how ebooks are killing publishing.'

'Hurry up, I'm dying to use the blog'

'I don't think therefore I'm not.'

The author will be signing books for fifteen minutes.

'He's giving us a final request? Ask for a glass of Beaujolais Nouveau - that'll give us till November.'

"Uh uh uh...that's not a touchscreen."

"Wow, this comedy channel really is hi-def."

"That may not be the best option for printing out your novel."

"That's the beauty of it — it's a memoir and a children's book!"

'TV on the blink?'

Cat books

"Your father and I thought it was time you knew. You've been genetically engineered."

"You'll have to listen to Gramps tell you about how tough it was when he was a kid...but then he'll give you the dollar anyway!"

"Darling, are you ready - I thought we'd try it on a bed of wilted spinach."

'Book within a Book'

The Never Ending Story

"Clever plot, but who can concentrate without some gratuitous sex and violence?"

'Goliath! Spent force - Lifetime of drug fuelled addiction. His headline grabbing misdemeanours have sapped his energies.'

"The hardest thing about giving up a life of crime is getting used to relazing at home with a good book."

The little prince is an alien