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'The survival of this patient is a true testimony to the blessing of modern science.'

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

Reverse psychology

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

Out.

'You'll learn that our corporate structure is a bit unconventional.'

"Dr. Eliot, would you let the dog out?"

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

NHS targets.

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

Businessman at the deep end.

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

Success

"Pay attention, 'switch it off switch it on again' does not apply to the life support machines."

A businessman sits with an executive toy of smokestacks.

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

Scrabble with the Hares and Tortoise

"It's the hospital board performing surgery on the budget."

President Obama: 'You're saying, we go back to a cash only economy, and if that doesn't work, the barter system!'

Meanwhile, at the E.C.B. ...

'I'd have a lot more of em if it weren't' for some jerks always looking for peaceful situations.'

House of Cards - Europe.

'That does it. . . Little Freddie is not going to law school! He's going to become an oncologist, Mary a gerontologist and Stevie a pharmacist! We'll be covered!'

Napoleon 'Snuffed Out' by the Russians