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'The survival of this patient is a true testimony to the blessing of modern science.'

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

Reverse psychology

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

Out.

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

"As the new head coach, my first move will be to blow up the entire roster."

'You'll learn that our corporate structure is a bit unconventional.'

"Dr. Eliot, would you let the dog out?"

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

NHS targets.

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

Businessman at the deep end.

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

Success

"Until we know more about the nature of the threat, we should stay calm and wash out hands to keep it from spreading."

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

A businessman sits with an executive toy of smokestacks.

"Pay attention, 'switch it off switch it on again' does not apply to the life support machines."

"Maybe I can be a campaign worker."

Scrabble with the Hares and Tortoise

"It's the hospital board performing surgery on the budget."

Meanwhile, at the E.C.B. ...

'I'd have a lot more of em if it weren't' for some jerks always looking for peaceful situations.'

President Obama: 'You're saying, we go back to a cash only economy, and if that doesn't work, the barter system!'

House of Cards - Europe.

'Choked on his own vomit. I wonder how many points you get for that.'

'That does it. . . Little Freddie is not going to law school! He's going to become an oncologist, Mary a gerontologist and Stevie a pharmacist! We'll be covered!'