Intensive Care Specialist T-Shirts

"When I yell 'CLEAR' that doesn't mean you."

'The survival of this patient is a true testimony to the blessing of modern science.'

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

Stairlift around cliff face.

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

Coronavirus

"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."

There's Nothing Worse Than A Staff Infection

"Assisting me with this delicate procedure is Dr. Warren. He's one of the top specialists in avoiding malpractice suits."

Desert Dermatologist

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

The Canary in the Coal Mine

Medical Examinations.

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

'Catch this!'

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

"Your veins are too narrow. Let me get our in-house specialist to help."

'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

'Yes I'm afraid this room is bugged, but don't worry, it's just Clostridium Difficile'

"I know it seems cruel, but it's the only way for him to get rid of that silly technophobia."

On board the MS Hepatology

Guide dog with eyesight proplem.

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

'I'm sending you to see another doctor, he's a specialist in hyperchondria.'

R. Gillespie, M.D., specialist in whatever disease is hot at the moment.

"... And who asked for your opinion, I'd like to know?!"

Proctologists' Office Party Games

Orthopaedist

'Dr. Wit specializes in treating patients with a fear of low places.'

'Drugs' 'Viruses'.