Intensity Seeker Gifts

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Muscles

Ancient Racing

Low-Energy Drinks

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

Likes: $2.

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"We're exclusively delts."

Bench Press Accident

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

The Salesman

"Our new information management system has just worked out where we wasted most money last year. . . It was on the new information management system."

Bob's Driving School.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

"How can you have a meteoric rise to the top in a one-story building?"

Courage. Love.

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

Exercise Bars

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

'Come on, Walter, you're wasting out time! Stop using complete sentences!'

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

Ballet School - Ring For Attention.

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

'See here, Flanigan ? what's this I hear about you going over my head to the computer?'

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."