Intensity Seeker Prints

World Cup reactions

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

Welcome to the Sadie Cohen Radio Hour. Today's topic: Football. Why I love it. It's violent, sadistic, intense. The idea is to crush anyone who come across your path and make them whimper with submission! I'll not take our first caller. You're on the air, loser. I'm afraid to speak. The linebacker of radio hosts wins again.

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Muscles

Ancient Racing

Low-Energy Drinks

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

Likes: $2.

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"We're exclusively delts."

The Salesman

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

Bench Press Accident

"Our new information management system has just worked out where we wasted most money last year. . . It was on the new information management system."

Bob's Driving School.

"How can you have a meteoric rise to the top in a one-story building?"

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Courage. Love.

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

Exercise Bars

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

'Come on, Walter, you're wasting out time! Stop using complete sentences!'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

Ballet School - Ring For Attention.