Intellectual Property Hero Pillows

Art Theft

"What's a patent?"

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

"Plagiarist!"

Intellectual Property

Mook's regret after inventing fire.

'I'm afraid this new self you reinvented has already been patented.'

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

'Where do you keep the elbow grease?'

'Your copyright is invalid, you spelled (c) wrong.'

'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.'

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

"I have always depended on the content of strangers."

"That guys is stealing my data!"

'It's not the same. I was caught stealing office supplies. You, on the other hand, got caught stealing ideas.'

'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'

Copyrighted Ideas

Copyright and copyleft

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

Patents office

"Stop with the tennis balls! There's no oil down here... just monsters."

"We're being followed. Don't worry it's just my copyright."

'It was owned by a little old lady. Legally, that's all I can say. She still owns the intellectual property rights to her story.'

"No, Henry, don't do it ... we own the intellectual content!"

"We're counting on you to save this company, Fitzgerald.

'I invented the wheel, and to protect it, I invented the club.'

"Hon, was Skippy your concept or mine?"

'Of course, now that we have turf, we'll need someone to protect it.'

"I'm so old, I've entered public domain."