Intellectual Humor Lovers Prints

'HA! I don't have TIME prior to talk words I've already had on think to... speaking.'

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Intelligent people laugh too!

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

Scarcity

Archimedes statue with a lever

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

Schrödinger and his cat

'Carl Jung loses it...' 'don't tell me I made a Freudian slip - it's a Jungian slip!'

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

'What's the fist thing you're going to think of when your brain is fully formed?'

James Joyce.

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

"The problem is you say Nietzsche and expect everything to be just peachy."

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!" "I want to go back to work." "But my son is still so young. I'd have to send him to preschool or day care. And then most of my salary would go to pay for that. So what should I do?" "You should do what we did in my day: Have six more kids and then let them all fend for themselves!" "If your eldest isn't a strong leader, it may get a little 'Lord of the Flies'-ish, but that builds character!" "...in the survivors."

"The studio's asked me to see if I can dumb down some Danielle Steel."

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

Recipes for comfort drinks.

"Dad, the dean has gone over your financial statement, and he doesn't think you're working up to your full potential."

Auguste Comte

'I gave up hope of receiving a Genius Grant years ago. Now I'm basically shooting for the less impressive Mediocrity Grant.'

'Heidegger-Hi!'

Clever pitbulls.

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

Albert Einstein Tells A Joke. . .

Layton and Ignatieff: the merger.