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Evidence that women are more intelligent than men. . .

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

Albert Einstein

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

"They're comfortable."

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

"She wishes to range free!"

Multi-Generational Books

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

'I love it when you spoon me.' 'I love it when you fork me.'

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

How Amazon was invented

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

"...And that's how to translate honey into money."

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

Magnet School. A "magnet school"? Won't that mess up the computers?

Kissing the Blarney Stone.